Challenges like that are how refrigerators get superglued shut and the pantry becomes mysteriously empty except for one basket of plastic fruit.I'm not afraid to die for teh epic lulz. Still wanna dance?
Awww how cute! You have a death wish...
Let's just say my life doesn't feel even a little bit in danger.It would take considerably more than a plucky gal with the munchies to give me pause.Oh! And I hid the dark chocolate somewhere in the garage.If you search for 30 minutes without a break I might take pity and tell you where it is. Maybe.
Why would you hide it out there where the spiders can get it?
I'm not an idiot... the chocolate is perfectly safe.It's just hidden diabolically well because otherwise it wouldn't be as funny.
I have retard strength and will pin you down and give you tickle torture until you give it up
I have... retard defenses?If you pin me it'll only be because I let you rather than risk hurting you.And I've been through a mock POW camp... if you think tickling me will make me talk you're in for a looooong night. Heh
Focus on the cleavage... youíll miss the crazy in my eyes 😜
As you were saying?